Slave to the music….
NYC is the birthplace of most likely every trend known to man. It has also been said to believe that the very popular term “Pause” rose to fame from the dirtiest slums of the city streets. I would like to believe that my homie peter came up with this term in the 4th grade when he first famously said “PAUSE!” to our teacher M.s Clark for simply stating that she loved hot dogs. This was in 1997. Ever since then the term has been embedded into my very absurd vocabulary for the rest of my life. Which brings me to why this is so important. I say “Pause” for any an every politically incorrect thing that is said to me and i think i will never stop. If you even so much as try to think about back tracking on your “Pause” worthy statement you are already too late and I’m going to finish you. For starters if you say something like ” that banana is mad long” or even something like “that baseball bat is big” it is automatic grounds for a “Pause” moment. Recently i stumbled on a series of dame dash videos that made me laugh so hard i just wasn’t ready. This guy literally pauses after every sentence in every video. Your only suppose to say it after things that sound sus and this guy takes it to all new heights. I remember this one interview he had where he was talking to Dj Vlad(Vlad TV) about warren buffet, bill gates and politics and he had the nerve to say pause throughout the whole conversation. He even went as far as cutting Vlad off mid conversation and pausing for him. All this while he was getting a clean haircut. Must i remind you this guy is balder than Montell. And you know Montell keeps his cue ball clean. Pause! You see. The moral of this story is that no matter what anyone says the term “Pause” is forever. It will be a staple in these NYC streets till the end of time. Just as the terms before it such as “No homo”, Copy and most recently “Facts”. And i will be using these terms for the rest of my life just like my ancestors before me. I would like to conclude this P.S.A with a “Fuck gentrification” and a free guwop. Bless.
P.s All hail the new Pause master “Dame fuckin dash”. Pause!
Written by: TheNewUptown
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